Dick and George are in a restaurant. George is looking over the menu.
To the waitress he says, "I want a quickie."
The waitress is stunned, but she decides to hold her tongue. "Be good boy, now," she says "and kindly give me your order, sir."
"I want a quickie," George says again.
Shocked and past caring who she's dealing with, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'll give you one last chance, mister. What do you want?"
Dick intervenes. "George," he says, "I think it's pronounced quiche."