A cardiac specialist died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers.
When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone paid their respects, the heart sculpture opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then, one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."