Jokes


After being with her all evening, Jim couldn't stand another minute with Sarah, his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on his cell phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

Jim puts down the phone, lowers his eyes and puts on a grim expression. "I have some bad news," he says. "My grandfather has just died."

"Thank God," Sarah exclaims. "If yours hadn't, mine would've had to."